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My Dad Says

My Dad Says

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After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend  twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern  who is 'like Socrates  but angrier  and with worse hair ' has never minced words  and when Justin moved back home  he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him: 'That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son  let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.' 'Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking.' 'The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay  fine  yes  the worst thing you can be is a Nazi  but then number two is liar. Nazi one  liar two.' More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter  and in this book  his son weaves a brilliantly funny  touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field  in Denny's  during excruciating family road trips  and  most frequently  in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts  Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic  hilarious  true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.

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